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captainwarbuckle:

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes



dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

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thelostsoulofcalliope:

obsessedwitheridanampora:

insertcoolpunhere:

emmasdisneyworld:

twins

WAIT

WHAT

wait a second

didnt all the guardians have lives before they became guardians????

"You should have seen bunny before this"



medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.





Blair  + her aversion to Humphrey 

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thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn



flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE



legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone