Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!
I can’t stop looking at the double chin.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
best oneshot ect. Jily smut fics? I need some smut in my life and I trust your judgement
Yes, gather around children (wait not children if you are children then leave and go read some golden books this is not for you) for I am in my element when it comes to smutty oneshots (I think I answered something like this a few months back I can’t find it now whoops) (okay I found it and it only has like 4 things on it so here’s the new and improved version)(also aw you trust my judgement with smut <3)
- Something of a Note by BC Daily- lots of smutty goodness
- Ticklish by ***- I just; just read it that’s all
- And the World Turns Slower by scared of clouds- romantic smut
- Stay the Night by scared of clouds- more implied smut than actual smut; semi AU (got together after Hogwarts) 2-shot
- Happy Birthday Mr Potter by CokeBottleK- actual queen of smut writing she is
- Purely Business by Zayz- more implied smut than actual smut
- The Hallway with the Large Windows by Queen Nightengale- if there was one thing to show that smut could be beautiful, this is it.
- Hijacking by B.C. Daily
- The Mornings After by corny sloth- fluffy smut??
- Unnamed Birthday Smut by scared of clouds- who doesn’t love birthday smut
- Red Velvet Ribbon by CokeBottleK- festive Christmassy smut
- Coercion and Competition by B.C. Daily
- Question Time by fetchalgernon- AU where James and Lily are muggle politicians
- So Close by CokeBottleK- AU featuring Professor!James and Student!Lily
- Fucking Pirates by sunshinedaisieswindmills- I think the title explains it all, don’t you? Pirate AU
Also there’s a blog completely dedicated to jily smut so here you go
overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click
Supernatural AU - Sam is reaped for the Hunger Games, but Dean volunteers.
I think we need to clone him for future generations.
Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.
Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.
Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.
We need to unite the people out there. She’s the face of the rebellion. They’ll follow her.
Louis: because brand spankin’ new looks weird!