“I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of an old lady. After it’s 11, I’m like, ‘Don’t these kids ever get tired?’ When I’m out, I think about my couch. Like, ‘It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there’s an episode of Dance Moms on. Am I missing a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?…I like people to come over to my place. It’s like a reality TV show cave. I just learned how to work TiVo. That changed my life. Reality TV is my silver lining. At the end of the day, there’s probably nothing that makes me feel better than junk food and reality TV.” – about her nightlife
i think about harry potters parents having sex a lot
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth
this was the moment I knew something was gonna go wrong ;~;
The Hemsworth Brothers racing at ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’
"You don’t want to be photographed next to Matt and Karen. Have you seen them? It’s like the two most beautiful people in the world.” -Steven Moffat
Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss
dude, the S<=>D button is your friend in this type of situation
Well played, puberty, well played.
Looks like he attended the Matthew Lewis School of Successfully Navigating Puberty too.
I’m gonna reblog this forever because of reasons
the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
everything about this.