holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:


Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#Ron don’t forget the main plot twist.

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.

holymycroft:

keaneonweasley:

Ron! Ron! Don’t forget the man who killed your best friend’s parents!

#Ron don’t forget the main plot twist.

I can’t stop looking at the double chin.



apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.



Anonymous ;
best oneshot ect. Jily smut fics? I need some smut in my life and I trust your judgement

jamespotterstolemyknickers:

Yes, gather around children (wait not children if you are children then leave and go read some golden books this is not for you) for I am in my element when it comes to smutty oneshots (I think I answered something like this a few months back I can’t find it now whoops) (okay I found it and it only has like 4 things on it so here’s the new and improved version)(also aw you trust my judgement with smut <3) 

  1. Something of a Note by BC Daily- lots of smutty goodness
  2. Ticklish by ***- I just; just read it that’s all
  3. And the World Turns Slower by scared of clouds- romantic smut
  4. Stay the Night by scared of clouds- more implied smut than actual smut; semi AU (got together after Hogwarts) 2-shot
  5. Happy Birthday Mr Potter by CokeBottleK- actual queen of smut writing she is
  6. Purely Business by Zayz- more implied smut than actual smut
  7. The Hallway with the Large Windows by Queen Nightengale- if there was one thing to show that smut could be beautiful, this is it.
  8. Hijacking by B.C. Daily
  9. The Mornings After by corny sloth- fluffy smut??
  10. Unnamed Birthday Smut by scared of clouds- who doesn’t love birthday smut
  11. Red Velvet Ribbon by CokeBottleK- festive Christmassy smut
  12. Coercion and Competition by B.C. Daily
  13. Question Time by fetchalgernon- AU where James and Lily are muggle politicians
  14. So Close by CokeBottleK- AU featuring Professor!James and Student!Lily
  15. Fucking Pirates by sunshinedaisieswindmills- I think the title explains it all, don’t you? Pirate AU

Also there’s a blog completely dedicated to jily smut so here you go



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gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

image

overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click



teenwolf:

That SMILE though







teamfreewifi:

Supernatural AU - Sam is reaped for the Hunger Games, but Dean volunteers.



rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.



"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."
— Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)


We need to unite the people out there. She’s the face of the rebellion. They’ll follow her.



Louis: because brand spankin’ new looks weird!



dandelioneverdeen:

Jennifer and Josh filming The Hunger Games



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