smiteyoself:

Matilda (1996)

matilda is king





literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus





death-will-be-me:

heyfunniest:

School of Rock appreciation post

was this movie even real omg





dazhaz:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

It’s different in America than Britain. It has two completely different meanings. One example I can give of this is the uproar over Mario Party 8, when Kamek uses the phrase, “make this train spastic.” It was likely that none of his team where British, and therefore, wouldn’t know the alternative meaning.

dazhaz:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

It’s different in America than Britain. It has two completely different meanings. One example I can give of this is the uproar over Mario Party 8, when Kamek uses the phrase, “make this train spastic.” It was likely that none of his team where British, and therefore, wouldn’t know the alternative meaning.



mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING



#me watching teen wolf








katemiddletons:

The Duchess of Cambridge is a fucking weirdo and I love it



disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

y’all need the period app ‘Clue’ it does it for you and you get a reminder a few says before, plus its super accurate



yolobaggins:

 this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show